Q: What does “Bones” McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: “Space. The final frontier……”
Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A. A padded dash.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road?
A. She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.
Q: What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?
A: She goes home!
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A. To avoid the draft.
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?
A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they go answer the door.
Q: Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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