Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A1: She didn’t like it ‘because she couldn’t get channel 9.
A2: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get MTV.
Q: What’s a dumb Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on ‘Daddddyyy’
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A. From eating with forks.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How can you tell who a blonde’s boyfriend is?
A: He’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane?
A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.
Q. What’s black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A blond electrician.
Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?
Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A. A vacant possession.
Q. What did the blonde’s dentist find?
A. Teeth in the cavity.
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